h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Walks from the shadows and unfurls his black feathered wings, thier tips painted with glitter, a sardonic smile creeping along his lips. His deathly pallor, painted to accent his sharp long features, and ivory locks set a flare the mismatched eyes, one blue, one gold, set into a blank stare as if he looked straight through you into the beyond. Three braids set upon the right of his face, one the color of blood, one pollished silver, and one the color of midnight. His lithe muscular build drapped in merely a bondage harness, a silken loincloth, knee high laced, 5 strap tanker boots, a modified trenchcoat, cuffs and collar.*

Geetings M'lady Mina, Muse of Bondage, ACE and Guru of the Guide. *he bows with ellogant grace, allowing his locks to fall moreso about his shoulders.*

I am Azreal, Keeper of the Dead.
I am new to the guide and happened upon your site, I thought the least I could do was give a Proper greeting to One of stature and figure out what I'm doing here so I make not a fool of myself.

'Twould be exquistite to enjoy your company as I learn my way around, and come to find out where my place is here..

And perhaps I may be of use to assist you in anyway I can.

*He bows and step backwards to the shadows from whence he came to build his home amongst the travellers of the galaxy*

Hello! Thanks for dropping in. I've been over to your space and ACE'd you, as I see you haven't had one drop in yet. Very unusual.

It's fairly difficult to make a fool of yourself here, as everyone is cvery understanding and helpful to newbies, but feel free to make a home for yourself here on my page, and thank you for being so flattering.

*fuses with his wings bit and tries to get some feathers straight..*
Its a pleasure, indeed... And no, no stops yet...

and I have already been hit with a typo... in my nickname of all things... it Should say Azrael, not Azreal...

I am currently trying to muster this puzzlebox called GuideML...

Not doing quite the job I hoped I would...

*gets hit with a bolt of lightning and sizzles a bit* Oh my... Storms overhead... I think I must retire now, as for not to loose my b0xie...

*Flys off quickly*

Hmm, embarassing to have a misspelt nickname.
At least you've changed it now.
guideML is easy when you get used to it, I only use approved, as there is less to learn.

Storms? I love storms, the violence, the noise, the cold.

Storms are enjoyable, but my b0Xie doesn't like it much... it tends to take on a charge of sorts and fry its insides out....

*Prunes his feathers a bit* and still I have not but become agravated by guideML.... I think I just need to keep trying though...

Is there any way for me to get my own pics on my page?

Not at the moment. There is talk of one day being able maybe to upload pics to the site for personal use, but I wouldn't hold your breath. It might be just talk.