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Chemical Smelly

Crumbed pork or chicken... Wang.

Lunch is coming up, and looks like a bugger. Without attempting to corrupt something so jaded and pristine, might I just say that the idea of sending your blood pumping through a mound of mud down the local farm sends me into shivers. Well, enough of the Siege mentality. Had enough of that on the Western Front (all quiet).

I'm open for business. Hope that isn't too pathetic.

Chemical Welly


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I'm not really here

Don't you need your blood to keep you alive?


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