h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am sure Mummy and Daddy will help you find you way around Hootoo.. but sometimes they forget things .. So when you learn to read properly, I hope my little message will you find your way back to sanity!!

Welcome, welcome, welcome, to the wonderful site of H2G2 (other wise known as hootoo - you will see this word a lot). I am an <./>ACE</.>, and I'm here to help you settle into your new home

H2G2 is a living, breathing guide to Life, the Universe and Everything, and it's something YOU can take part in. You can write entries on all manner of subjects, and if it's something you think would look good in our Edited Guide (where all the best research goes), you can submit it to Peer Review. Take a look at the <./>writing-guidelines</.> for more information on that.

I've created a little list of links, just for you, so click here <./>A1159210</.> and have a look at them (actually the links are my daughters...but hey!! Hootoo is one big family )

If you click on each link, they will take you to parts of hootoo no sane person should ever go alone on this site.....

......but as it seems no one here is sane, it doesn't matter does it!

Have a look around, pop into my personal space and read some conversations that I have on the go at the moment and you will see how things work. Don't be frightened to jump in on conversations, hootooers don't bite (well, some of them do, but I'll steer you well clear of those), just be aware of the thread you are reading and whether or not it is a private conversation between two people.

Remember, if you get lost, shout for help and hopefully I'll be around to give you a helping hand. In case I'm not around, just leave a message here <./>ACE</.> and someone will be with you just as soon as they can. Failing that, just click on MY SPACE on the left hand side of your screen and you'll get back to your personal space.

Remember, I'm here to help.

lil xxx

Thanks "lil ol' me ACE ... (She's back.. no, yes.. no... Yes! VV is definitely back!!)" I'm actually the newborn son of Argon0, and can't type yet (I'm dictating this by Telepathy) my dob is wrong, as dear old Auntie beeb won't allow anything younger than a year to register (so I'm actually only 24 days old atm... )...

Welcome my little darling

When you are all grow'd up, you will be able to come on here and Auntie Lil will look after you

Your powers of telepathy are wonderful.. just remember.. whimper in all the right places or pull a funny face and you will have mummy and daddy running around in circles for you


auntie lil xx

Thanks Auntie Lil, just Daddy putting in his first appearance on my little 'uns page!!

The proud father eh??

Congratulations!!

How is Mummy keeping?


lil xx

Mummy's keeping well - tired, but not too bad.

getting a bit fed up with the continuous feeding though, missing my help now I'm back at work, or so she tells me...

She will be missing your help.. amazing how company keeps your spirits up...

Enjoy your parenthood..


lil xx

We will try...

Had a better nights sleep last night - think he likes it warm...

It might make him feel secure

He sleeps best when swaddled - so I've ordered a couple of SwaddleMe's to see if he sleeps better when he can't kick the blankets off (which he does when we swaddle him in a blanket or sheet)...

When I had mine, we were told to "Open them up to the elements. Let them breathe!".. Consequences was, they frightened themselves with their hands or their sudden jerking movements. When I got home I just did what Mum did with my little sister and swaddled them.. They were far happier.

That's what we are hoping. He seems to be playing up today - won't let Mum stop holding him - just screams to be fed - even when he's just been fed. Think its the smell of milk - so whenever she holds him he thinks ...

He is showing her who is boss!

Took BenKOR out for a nice walk last night - went shopping then on to the Tennis club where I play for a couple of s and to show him off... Which ended up being a nice break for Mum.

Bet you enjoyed it too!

Well... Yes.. I love taking him out for walks anyway - friends and drink was just a nice bonus..

It is nice that fathers take an active part these days.

My Mum told me she used to push and empty pram, because Dad was carrying me in his arms.. (very rare in those days)..

Sometimes I wish the Pram could push itself so I could carry Baby, mainly when he's screaming for Food and I'm out alone with him...