h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i am moth willowshimmer fairy queen of the pink realm and i am here to help you to become the fairies that you have always wanted to be....


so leave me a message and we can start right away!

I would rather be a goblin, and gobble and tee hee!

With a hint of elf, it's hard not to play the fairy sometimes Make my magic dust blue and sparkly

first you need your wings.... and for that you need to pass a short test...

1)what grows on apple trees??
2)Why is the sky blue?
3)why is a turnip not a pea?
4)what is the meaning of "the"
5)where does fairy dust come from?


you need to get 3 right and then your wings can be sewn to you!!!

1. apple blossoms
2. because I choose to see it blue
3. because an elephant isn't
4.
5. unclean fairy houses

you just scraped it:
the meaning of the is infact yeti
and a turnip isnt a pea because it has no wish to be green

but well done you past

what colour would you like your wings to be then??

ooo, I think a pastel shade of lemon. Goes well with my blue undies.

very good. now you must understand that these are only learner wings and you must keep this learner sign on them at all times until you get your wand- understood?

*hands over "L" sing and after much deliberation hands over wings*

You mean I have to wear the sign of the L on my forehead? hmm. I sense mockery. oh well. *flies off awkwardly*

stupid keyboards- i meant sign!!

you need to tell me your name

addyn lightfoot of the fairy realms of ferndew, keeper of lost dreams

very good!

would you like your dust??

yes please!

well you have to pass another test....

this time you have to write a magical poem,


it has to:
1) be no longer than 6 lines long
2) contain lots of magical words
3) rhymn (alot)

In the days of time before the fairy ones,
when magics were the way that all life dwelt,
the spells and arcane ways were strong,
and the secret ones remained, immortal and forever felt,
as the hunt continues, the rings surpass the wrong,
and the folk will never fade amongst the passing suns.

Do I gets me dust to sprinkle? I wanna crack at a wand too! PLE-ASE!

you have earned you dust my fellow

*hands over pink sack of sparkling dust*

when you get your wand you can change the bag to whatever colour you want.


to get your very own wand it is very simple.... you just need to recrute another person into becoming a .... the world needs more and

also you need to practise your flying a bit more- it seems a bit wobbly!!!

I'm a little wobbly? oh dear. well I'l try my best to recruit, but I must say I'm going to have loads more fun sprinkling my dust about! Wahey!

you need your wand to top up your bag of dust!!!

that is just a preview!!

Oh joy can i become a fairy too?~?! I'v always wanted to be one!