h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Picks streamers out of leftover birthday cake.*
"Well, no-I hadn't intended for that to be at the same time, however..."
*Places the streamers on the side.*

*Eats the streamers*

, well_...

*burps*
It there a burp smiley?

Not yet, there's a , but no
She rejected me, 'cuz apparently it's a Cache 22: "The unsaid rule behind pursuit of a desired object, is that once successfully caught in pursuit, it no longer seems that desirable" or summat. /

Oh well

Next time, I've gotta do something, like act more self absorbed, 'cuz then the arrogant one's'll be like "hey, why aren't they paying attention to me (Unsaid part being, "You. Pay-attention to me.)?" I think. Couldn't do it before, 'cuz I'd thought it'd be mean. What gave me the idea, was how a will sit down on top of the book or newspaper you are trying to read at the table... or how some people insist on standing in front of the screen, while you are trying to watch TV...