h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i guess..plus have tryed to educate you on Dr Who but you just wont listen

If only t'were so in RL...
*Sighs moodily (As though there were really any other way)*

, I beg your pardon?
I listened. Hyphens for daleks... or was that cybermen?
*Places his other *
Pacman watch out. There's a new motor-mouth in town...

you see!

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I see London, Why-I hear France...
I just tripped over somebody's lost boxers , I mean underpants.

It's okay,- that's not really supposed to make sense anyway.

Thanks

I feel better about being an ignorant blockhead now

Say what?
I was just being incoherent _on purpose.
Gee, [I] didn't realize people might take it that way.
*Looks for new (& arguably better) material to construct jokes from*

Ah! I thought you alluded to something I didn't know

Knowing the dark and bleak 'scape (short for landscape? perhaps in this case mood-scape Sheesh!), perhaps it is of a nature about things which the both of us (myself included) may would rather we did not know [so-much] of...
, let's not go there; sounds scary.

It's a -?

}Vroom-Phut Phutphut!{

*raises an eyebrow* New smileyss?

Looking good

+ a , oh my.
& too.
, , now let's see... what else?

Brilliant! Love the

Ye-i, so very multipurpose... is that.