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Post 21

Little Lost Mammoth

*Begins to write some articles of association for 'the Royal Society for the Protection of Mythical and Extinct Beasts'. *

RSPMEB.

Can you think of a snappier title?


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Post 22

$u$

Royal? We have an esteemed patron already? smiley - disco

How about... smiley - erm I'll have to think about it...


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Post 23

Nosebagbadger {Ace}

Can i have the Royal Association of Giant Mammoth Hunters?
(RAGMH)


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Post 24

$u$

Are you really a giant?


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Post 25

Nosebagbadger {Ace}

I was planning to make that joke myself


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Post 26

Little Lost Mammoth

Humph..

Whatdo we need to do to get a Royal Patron?


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Post 27

Nosebagbadger {Ace}

offer a mammoth for the queen to pull the royal carriage?

For mine I think our Prince (edward) might like some steaks


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Post 28

$u$

Sorry, but the Queen already has a beautiful team of Cleveland Bay smiley - ponysmiley - ponysmiley - ponysmiley - pony to pull her carriage. They may not be extinct, but with only around 700 pure breds left in the world, they are critically endangered. smiley - sadface

Maybe Kate would like to be patron? I reckon she looks smiley - mammoth and friendly.


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Post 29

Nosebagbadger {Ace}

surely if our queen had lots of wingedhorses then it would allow the carriage a much great ease of movement


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Post 30

Little Lost Mammoth

Lets ask Kate...

Or Malabrastia. She's the Queen of Smilies, and she was the mammoth midwife.


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Post 31

Nosebagbadger {Ace}

I hadn't realised midwifes needed to be large smiley - winkeye


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Post 32

$u$

Queen of Smilies? smiley - smiley Sounds right royal to me. smiley - disco Now all we need is to finalise our name so we can formalise her role. smiley - online2long


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