h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Greetings. I applaud you in your currant state of insanity. You have done well.

Now you must reach the next stage and go further into the abyss. It is a perilous journey and I do not know where It goes, for none have ever returned.

However great things are said to be, on the light side of this darkness, take this useful and handy magical sword, and find peace.

I must wait for the next warrior to come around the bend, go now, and follow wherever your heat and mind take you.

Is it true. Are you really real. Like, so real that my mighty pencil of writing doth glow green. Yes, yes I can hear your applause. Wow!

To go further would mean to go downer roger niner. But I SHALL return from all un sundry. I shall SING as I descend. Dancing as I go like a Klaggon warrior of the umpteenth circle.

Great things will be found on t'other side but I'm not doing this for treasure. NO. I go for my Sanitary. To retrieve all that never was lost. To remember all that was never forgotten.

Yes, yes. You wait for the next warrior for I, as in me, for it is I, shall plunge and thrust and cajole forward. For it is one to be two. And all to be nothing.

I'm Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.




Errrrm......will it be dark, and when's tea

you have had five weeks my warrier, and you are the first to have succeeded in a return. what perilous and caustic feelings... what terrors have you faced? I have never witnessed such a magnificent asnd rediculas return to our side of the abyss... the insaniy has been lived in and explored to its very depths of its deepness.

what have you seen, my friend?

or something like that

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goodness me, what did you say! oh wait... don't answer that

Yo

Having trouble with Messenger at mo - bah! S'no fair! It's probably cos I kidnapped Bill Gates and his family the other week.......

Will talk soon - have fun and.......errm.........err.......yeah, have fun

Be at one with the yew-nee-verse lady



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