A Conversation for Problems of life: part three How to understand women
Why they go to the bathroom in 2's and 3's
igoragor Started conversation Jul 4, 2006
This has been a question playing on the minds of males since Mr. Crapper's beautiful invention graced our bars/nightclubs and other institutions.
After a prolonged, painful and intensive search, I believe that I have found the answer. This required LOTS of NECESSARY undercover work on my part.
Women go to the bathroom in groups due to a simple physiological fact:
Flatulence.
Seriously. They go in groups so that one (known as the 'designated lookout') can stand outside to watch for anyone who can hear. If such persons are unforthcoming, they give a signal, and the rest of the group engages in some rather loud breaking of wind.
How else do you think they'd cope? It is a well known fact that women do not pass gas in public (for that matter, ANYWHERE where they may be discovered)
Without this evolutionary trick all women would end up with internal ruptures, essentially making them uncomfortable to co-habit the earth with.
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