h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Very simple, this one. It could be a hybrid with the eyes of and the mouth of It would be reeeally useful at the Boardroom of Evil, and stop us from having to type Mwaahahahahaha all the time.

There *is* a certain evil genius about this suggestion...

It could have some kind of dictator cap, even... We So very much need an evil smiley... and ve haff vays of makink you cooperate... I mean, we'd really REALLY appreciate it, y'know?

>>ve haff vays of makink you cooperate

Oh yeah? Like what?

Oh, I don't know....

perhaps something like....

THIS!

Oh I see, you're trying to bore me into submission.

*pulls out drill*



*begins boring*

Whatever it takes!

Ouch! Oh get off you big meanie!

Heh.

You asked for it.

Now about that smiley...

Wow. I never noticed that 'evil' is 'devil' without the 'd'.

Amazing the things I learn on this site.

Oh all right then! Is it an emotion, and action, or a person?
Muahahah! sounds like an action to me, what do you think?

I think it's open to interpretation... I won't be using it for an action, I like typing out Mwahahahahahahaha... unless I'm short on time... just as long as all I have to type is

It's an emotion, an action, a person, a way of life, a wave and a particle, the alpha and omega... To find out why we reeeally need it, go here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F63252?thread=178004&latest=1 *Marches up and down with placard which reads 'Mwahahahahaha!'*

*Follows Legion bearing "We Know Where You Sleep" signs* (whispers to Legion... actually we don't, can't we find out somehow? It would be oh so much more effective*

*fails to point out that the place where most of us sleep is in beds*

See, this is the place where an evil smiley would really come in handy.

So you sleep in beds, do you Jimi? You just made your *first* mistake - should be easier to find you now. Mwaha etc.

Myself, I never sleep. These days I just tend to stare blearily at h2g2 until the sun comes up.

I sleep in a coffin

I can't add it until I know where to stick it!

Must...resist...making...'stick it'...comment...

Ahem. I think it'd fit in best in Emotions, wouldn't it? Like, you could come over all all of a sudden. Wow, I never considered the philosophy that went into the smiley list before

Oh yes, it's more than just sticking things in a list, I have to consider it very carefully. I'll add it to the list on Monday. If I forget feel free to chase me up.