h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I feel like I'm hungover and I haven't even been drinking.

Hey *pokes you*
Where've you been?
I've got two weeks to go before I can hit the JD!

Ooh, 'ello. I'm just off out to work again. It's really very cold out there, hence my procrastination.

Where've I been? At work mostly, but it's been too busy for me to pootle about on h2g2.

Two weeks? Have you got a little JD party planned? I think you should...

I'm deeply suspicious of you now - I think you really, really love hospitals and will do anything to spend as much time there as possible!

Apparently it's snowing somewhere there.

And god I'm so glad I'm out now! Had to play star wars yesterday with 7 year olds thanks to sister-dearest.

But I survived at least!

And that half-bottle of JD still waits...

Looks like it'll be snowing here later.

I read about your Star Wars shenanigans and am impressed that you participated but thoroughly disgusted by your lack of knowledge.

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I'm rubbish at going to work.

Would you like Roymondo and I to get bladdered on JD this weekend whilst we're causing mayhem in central London and Camden? No... Honnestly, we don't mind doing it... if its for you, yes... yes.... I know its a difficult job, but someones got to do it

Yes, completely and utterly rat-@r$ed! And yes, it's tough I know...

Well..... Seeing as its you, I guess we can force* ourselves to pull out the stops and really go for it and drink to excess, as unusual a thing as that might be for us to do

Didn't I mention that I've gone tee total?

NO! You can't!

When did this happen? Before or after that bottle of beer you had last night?

Oh, hang on, did I say tee total? Silly me, I meant to say 'bored of doubles, now concentrating on the triples'.

Roy, you are terrible!

NAaa tripples are a waste of time, much more effective at saving shoe leather to just drink JD by the pint

Yes, I like the way you think!

BR - I've flounced off site. I have a forum elsewhere; I'll send you the link but I have to sort something out first.

I hope you're OK mate, you've been quiet for a few days.

Why've you gone?

Ok so who's doing my drinking now???!

BR old chap, I've sent you a couple of emails but have received no reply! But I did get the one earlier.

Trust me, I can still drink for you, I've just moved to a different bar.

Roymondo/Moody Ron/Mugfungus

I've only got one from you...and I did reply...