h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'll have you know this was real live chateau de plonk that I was given over ten years ago, young sir!!

Three years consecutively in the Mayo Anthology and p**s poor sales, but lots of kudoes. Apparently.

I did get a couple of jobs out of the ensuing publicity so thats OK.

But I've never been as famous as what you have

*drags the Matt into another thread*


Oooh.. Should I drag the Rumour Mill in here too?

"But I've never been as famous as what you have"

Do you know you typed "famous" instead of "infamous"?

Of *course I know I typed "famous"

I'd hardly want to promote you, now would I?

I've just bought a new angle grinder

Sounds like what you need Roymondo deary is a damn good party..we're having one on the 27th y'know

I was just about to suggest the very same thing...

I'm a nasty bit of grumpy tetchy work too at the minute Roy

In fact, binty here phoned me yesterday to ask me a question, then realising she woke me up started apologising profusely.. My response was not 'No worries mate, I'll see you later'... it was...

'If you feel that bad get off the god damn phone and let me sleep for another half an hour'...

Bless her