h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

CUP (the flatmate) is going to have a heart attack if he keeps on laughing like this!

Quick! get him to make omeletts before he snuffs it!

Ah, you're watching Battle Royale! Superb film

Battle Royale is bleedin' marvellous. But the The Day Today DVD is also marvellous.

Uzi lover

Right, back to the front room and the DVD.

10 to go !!

Surely Tintin Quarantino could do a remake

how mandy DVDs were in the box set?

A few hours worth!

I think everyone's bluggered off to bed.

I had came to the same conclusion... and was thereby thinking about buggering off to bed myself... just had a tadge to eat for supper, a piece of pitta bread, butter, and a good large helping of Dutch Edam I'd do something useful but am too tired

I just microwaved a can of beans and sausages (not exactly food, but I'm drunk) which I'm going to eat on the bed whilst watching series 2 of Black Books.

Do you reckon I should do a Fannit Beer Festival meet page? It seems to be catching on (well, four or five people have shown an interest, and MMF's got the weekend free).

Yeh go for it... I've never been to... whaere is it? margate? Bean n sausage, naught rong with that mind, I'm a little worried about your idea of 'eating it on the bed', I think eating it on toast is a more useual route

A bit too flash for me m'dear. My poor little recycled beast can't handle the New Himproved Super Wide postings. Gave up on backlog after the first few posts & am now suicidal.

"One of the few interesting...."

No, i will be shot down in flames

Er.

"A ly* entertaining poster goes widescreen on a laptop, leaving the Green type peasants gazing up adoringly at his crotch."
Are we allowed to say crotch? If so, Crotch. If not, it's yikesed anyway, so i don't care. It's bloody 8am & i've been sipped all night. I wish. Reverse the pees & essays.

Don't come to france; all the sodding popstars are young, unbearably androgynously gorgeous & it's just not bloody fair.

*ask Lil. She also has going spare.

Oh jeez, there is now a tomcat howling outside, i kidman you not, cruisin for a bruisin no doubt.I know how he feels. I taught le viking the Anglais for "pipe" tonight. He is most amused. "so i approach les femme et dit "Donne moi un job de blow s'il tu plait" hein? Then they slap me non!

What can you do with them if they get the simplest things the wrong way round?

zdt *Professeur d'Anglais (B;Perv, B;Ed, Hons (failed)