h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...so, in his absence (apparently he's been given three bottles of wine) I've started a hippy bidet thread in his PS. F63959?thread=3663174

Here's hoping Nighthoover pops by.

to wish the legster happy birthday

Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday deeear 2 legs
Happy Birthday to you

to 2 legs's ps

2legs doesn't have birthdays. He just grows another ring. Cut his head off and you can work out his age by counting them.

Only joking. Happy Birthday 2legs. Do we have to call you 3legs now?

SWL, you have to go to the thread on 2 legs PS

here F63959?thread=3663174

happy birthday

Hello Opti. Go to the above link - it's on 2's own space

How are you. I do hope your driving and job hunting is going well

found a job and driving is up and down.

Congratulations

What's your job ? Driving up and down

I work in sales

should explain myself better. I cant park properly and last time I tried a 3 point turn it was a five point turn.

Ah, another sales bod

There's 2 of us here now !

Sales eh. What do you sell.

Parking is very difficult. I just park any old way, but then I can because I'm a qualified driver

i'll give you a clue: you are using one

thats what frustrates me once you pass people do as they please as long as they get from a-z in one piece.

>> last time I tried a 3 point turn it was a five point turn. <<

I believe it's now referred to as "a turn in the road" and how many goes you take to do it ain't relevant, so long as you can do so safely. Worry not.

RF

so what abouts the parking straight thing need i worry much about that?

thanks for helping me out

PCs ?

I'm ashamed about my driving skills

Oh, and you do need to be able to park properly.

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You sell suppositories
I bet there's money in that. You'll be making piles of dosh no doubt.

Computers eh? B2B or retail?