h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was wondering....

Does this particular monkey's name begin with K?

Furthermore, does this particular monkey, considering that the answer to the previous question is in the affirmative, have the following letters accompanying the 'K' to make an antire first name: ystri*?

If not, never mind.

If so, wow! Lucky guess!

TK[1]

*Not necessarily in the stated order...

are you more than 70% geek?

if so... hi you got it right!


how are you?

Considerably more. I'd tell you exactly, but it changes every time I take the test. I'm the worst kind of geek- an inconsistent one.

I had a little help... Tanya gave me your U-number... She said you seemed to like me. Well, the idea of me, at least. So I thought I'd shatter that, and get in touch.

I'm O.k. I have this pain in all the diodes down my left hand side, and-
I'm O.k Bit of a cold, shattered half to death, but surviving, and replying to a myriad emails from our mutual friend... always cheers me up

How are you?

TK[1]

i absolutely loved the post to our article! especially the two fat teachers in a corridoor! ask the other tk. i printed it out and its got i love tom written over it!! it was soo funny.
i'm not a psycho really. promise.

hope you feel better soon.

drink and eat and answer emails

Yeah, she told me about that, lol. Glad you enjoyed it
I don't care if you /are/ a psycho. It'd liven things up a bit at least

Now, is that what you were running off to do, or what I should do? In the latter case, does that mean you've sent me an email to answer?
If you have... then I must have deleted it... in amongst all the spam I get.. You'll have to send it again :-s sorry :-s
If not, never mind

TK[1]

i meant you go, you said thats what you had to do. and i havent sent you anything coz i havent got your adress.


lalalalalaaaaa! is that lala enough?

g2g

byeeeeeeee

I said that was what I was doing at the time you last left a message, which was about a week ago- doesn't take me /that/ long...
If you wanted it at any time, I'm sure you could ask our mutual friend

Plenty la la

Byeeeeee...

TK[1]

has anyone ever mentioned the tk1 and tk2 thing is really quite confusing?? i have to use my brain each time i come online... it hurts!

so how are you then tk1?

Just remember I'm TK1 because I'm the oldest...

I'm O.k. Absolutely shattered, though. Still haven't got the hang of sleeping a t night, and my daytimes are taken up by work. Will have going to have done 4 hours overtime by this time tomorow as well. Gah... still... think of the money....

How are you?

TK[1]

currently quite sleepy but need to do too much work to sleep.

how was overtime? MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm money. i got paid yesterday, thats good!

the trick to sleeping is unfortunately not as the world wants you to think-by drinking horlicks-but is to drink alcohol until you fall over.

try it.
joking...

I know the feeling...

It was... tiring.

Hmmm, good for getting to sleep, not so good for getting up...

:-p

TK[1]

did you try it?? as long as you dont mix your drinks or drink cheap vodka you should be hangover-free...

try it... if you dareeeee!

in two weeks i am allowed to learn to..... DRIVEEEEEE

keep off the roads peeps!

Noooo, I have to drive to work in the mornings.

Oooh, 17th birthday coming up? Of course... Our Mutual Friend will be one of the older students in the year, much as I always was... Plus I rarely actually register her as being only 17...
Getting lessons for your birthday?

TK[1]

no dammit. i have to pay for them myself. that sucks.

dislike birthdays i keep getting older. i wanna be ickle primary school kid again... how bout you?

whatcha bin up to? anything fascinating? i been playing in the snow!
which is getting kinda dull now being as it is supposed to be warming up! grrrrr... or should i say brrr.....?

Aw, I got mine for my 17th birthday. Including two tests

Same here... want to go back to when sex wasn't an issue in my mind... among other things.

Not much- just working and emailing TK2. Had a couple of friends down on saturday, which was nice.
Only 'playing' I've done in the snow is attempting to dig my car out from under it.

TK[1]

MY FEET HURT!!! been standing all day. ow.

i built three snowmen!! did you succeed in getting your car out?
am now 17 and feel no different... shame.

what you been up to? i've been burning my arms on spotlights.
Fun Fun fun...

Aw, maybe you should invest in a chair?

Well done! Yes, I got it out eventually, and got to work 1.5 hrs late...
That's nothing- wait until you're 22 and still feel no different...

Doesn't sound like a pastime I'd enjoy particularly, but each to their own
What have I been doing? Working. That's about it, other than sleeping when I can. Oh, I went to the theatre on friday, and to a murder mystery evening on saturday7. But apart from that, working, eating and sleeping in between sending emails to TK2

TK[1]

What did you see? i have been spotlighting at a very small naff theatre called our school hall all week. i got a box of chocolates for my troubles so its not all bad.

Who got murdered?
dun dun dun...

I saw a play called Blue/Orange. It was really good, and has the guy who plays Trigger in Only Fools and Horses in it.
Well done Chocolates are never bad...

Just some guy called Hook. He was a nasty piece of work anyway...

TK[1]

Oh yeah- what's all this about me being too scary?!?! Tsh... lightweight. Only the most gorgeous and intelligent can handle me...

TK[1]