h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It really is a gorgeous, sunny, wonderful day. This is, naturally,
because there is a bank holiday weekend coming up. Until everybody
knocks off work tomorrow, it'll stay this way.

And then the rains will come.

For the time being, however, it's paradise - every grassy surface
for miles around is covered in people trying to get some colour
back into their pale bodies after the long winter and spring of
cloud, rain, gales and hail. And, of course, because they know
it'll be the last chance they get for a while to catch some rays,
as the sun will probably disappear for another three months after
this.

In the meantime, well, just call me Zonker.

You *do* realize, Mike, that this means a scrubby beard features at some point in your future...?

And the aforementioned shirts?

Gideon. (http://www.h2g2.com/U29952)