h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*A massive Grizzly wanders into the cafe!*
SSSSCCCRRRRREEEEEAAAMMMMM!!!!!!!
*Everybody, runs in different directions trying to get away*
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Some people hide under the chairs and tables*
*The grizzly wanders over to the IIEM, and hits it with one paw*
*A coffee appears from the machine and falls to the floor*
*The grizzly starts licking up the coffee and collapses*
*Several judders and spasms later the grizzly morphs into Fiend!*
Hello every body! god that was a nice hibernation!
*Looks down*
Oh my!
*Notices that hes totally butt naked and runs out the cafe*

Oh Happy B day!
Irving!

Thanks Shazz, Fiend... um, Fiend, this isn't the café, it's my living room!