h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

http://www.infohiway.com/javascript/indexf.htm

animation and image swapping.

Crossword.

Because every good paper should have one.

I know infohiway of old

They probably tought me most of what I know about javascript

The problem with that script is that it can get a bit complicated with the larger crosswords, and seeing as how myself and a couple of cronies usually do each day, the Express, the Guardian, The Independant and The Times, I'd prefer the larger ones. We'll come up with something though

Hehehe! Crossword?!Whatever next....an agony column?!
shazzPR

I love the idea of a crossword but Don't make it Cryptic! NOOO!!!
And hey - you'll need an agony column before long I reckon!

It looks like a crossword will be in in the next couple of weeks. It may be cryptic, it may not. Unsure as of yet.

Pastey.

I was hoping to contact StevenR on this one - I am sure he would enjoy such a project - but he has not been on line much lately.

As for an agony Aunt - That has always been on the menu - Monsy almost started one in her fora once - How about it Monsy - Fancy the Job.
vegPR

why not sounds great to me as a matter of fact i would LOVE it!!!!
oh my!, reckon that is a little too excited sounding?? maybe i should tone that down a bit (loosing the caffeine might help as well )
how about this?....
Yes, I would be honoured to reclaim my position as Agony Aunt, thank-you
monsy

I agree.
Monsy would make a great Agony Aunt again.

MadMunkPR

*blush* oh my!! will i freeze under the pressure or will i rise to the occasion and do well.....stay tuned in and see
monsy

You'll do fine!

Back to the crossword though..
It doesn't need to be complicated. It doesn't need all the fancy changing squares and such.
All it needs is a grid with the numbers on and a list of the questions. Then people can work on it and email their answers and we'd publish them the following week, listing all the people who got it right. Adds a bit of suspense to the whole thing. And hell, if we suddenly get rich, we could send prizes
But it doesn't need to be complicated.
I'll rig up an example this week to show you what I mean.

Dear Monsy,

I have this sister (we'll call her Goofymouse -- just like we always have ) out in Color--erm.. some state which shall remain nameless. She's having this problem with a particular kitty (hmm.. let's call the kitty.. uhm.. erm.. Oh! Let's call the kitty Kitty). You see, Kitty keeps popping over to Goofy's for tea, and always asks if there are any tender, tasty mice around. Goofy is a most hospitable hostess, and doesn't want to offend her.. erm.. friend. How shall she deal with this situation?

Sign me,
Worried about funeral bills.

he he he
Every answer that I would be rather brutal (raised on Tom and Jerry cartoons y'know).
That's ..er... probably why you're asking...um.. Monsy I suppose.

Oh! Tom and Jerry -- my favourite!

Erm.. I was asking monsy 'cause she has such a wise look about her, of course.. See her piccy up there in the corner of the paper?

wise look??? *blush*
just a quick note to let nonnie know that her question to agony aunt has been seen and will be answered
monsy

Ooooh! *peers around* ... I hope Goofy's listening!

I can hardly bear the wait to see this
shazzPRME

It's going to be heavy?

Yep Let us hope that it goes off like a bomb....and not down like a lead balloon
shazzPRME

I dunno.... The last Led Zepplin I heard about seemed to fly pretty well.

*wonders how long it's going to take Shazz to go into thwapping mode*