h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Has Krissy gone yet? She has, hasn't she? Off to another island to infiltrate the peaceful existence of Ant and Peta and Beeline. That means we can say nasty things about her till she returns! Like... ahm, someone else can go first.

And as for Peta! I don't know what makes her think she can just go about being a regular person and then get promoted to some sort of... irregular... person... just like that! Go about being better than us! Get a special new name every month! Humph! Now she's going to tell the Village people all our Researcher secrets. (Have we, by the way, got any Researcher secrets?)

Spartus is only fun to talk to when you can't sleep? Spartus, you're not going to take that kind of abuse lying down, are you?

*looks back up and down the list*

Yes, I think three people is enough to annoy for one night. After all I already annoyed Greg, Ant, beeline and the Beetle earlier, and more than seven in one day is bad luck.

I am, however, terribly bored, and feeling a deep inner desire to go to bed, which I'm certainly not going to do, so maybe I'll go find something else to be the first to reply to. Or maybe I won't. It's only 11:25... it's too early to be unmotivated.

So *that's* where this message is. Hm, I wondered if anyone would ever post anything in here.

Anyway, hell, I need to write something about Beeline and Emmy. They're on the other page now but not in here.

Well I found it didn't I?

Lying down? Sure, why not? I'm still tired.

And what do you get? Oh, he thought you were annoying at first, but now you wholeheartedly exist. Ooooh, let me step back before I get woozy!

And I'm just wondering how *you* got to be a sub-editor at this point.

Yeah, SWUBAG, baby!

Oh, well, I could just take this page down then.

That wouldn't be any fun, though, would it?

Well it would for us, because it would be some sort of victory by default for SWUBAG, wouldn't it? And then we would have another party, of course.

If you want to get rid of me, it's much easier than doing these subversive things.

If we got rid of you, what would we have to throw parties about?

Well, you could throw one really big party to celebrate that I'm finally gone.

But it wouldn't be a very good party because we'd all have our impending return to dull everyday lives on our minds.

And while a life on one's mind isn't by any means the worst life imaginable, it's a thing to be dreaded by most.

If you left, we'd have to find someone else to pick on, which could make us waste 18 or 20 valuable annoyance-moments that are so crucial in our line of work.

Wow, eleven weeks. Eleven weeks ago, things were very much the same—Krissy was in London being happy. Erm, then again, perhaps things were not... very much the... same... hmm.

*goes off to think about it*

*comes back*

*gets a pen and some paper to think on*

*goes off to think about it*

*hands KM a fantail to stimulate the thinking process*

*sits and waits for the inevitable outcome of the thinking process*

*gets bored and draws doodles on the edge of KM's paper*