h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh yeah, like the h2g2 community will be able to sustain a sarcasm-only thread for a WHOLE DAY...

Right, yeah, THAT's a good idea for a thread...

cos your threads are worth posting in anyway.

I suppose you would know, wouldn't you, in your infinite wisdom?

4 posts and a random smiley, oooh, you've so proved me wrong !

Well even as we speak, the vast hordes of lurkers will be honing their retorts, and no doubt impressing us all with their sparkling wit.

I'm sitting on the edge of my seat here, in eager anticipation of the combined wit of H2G2 providing my entire days entertainment and edification.

"sparkling wit"...

And just where are you hoping to find any sparkling wit in this place...?

**looks around**

Ooooh, look, there's some under that table over there!

Take-up's a bit slow, due to the astronomically-fast responses of the BBC-hosted servers, networks and internet at large. In fact the h2g2 techies are now considering the introduction of artificial time-delays to slow the system down to manageable speeds.

Well I've always considered you as one of the sparkling wits of h2G2 Whisky.

Naw! Take ups so slow due to the fact we're all overcome with the brilliance and inginuity of the incredible intelligence you've shown in starting this thread

By Jove I think he's got it!

Nice to see someone who can persist in posting sarcasm without turning it into a personal slanging match.

Aye, we should all be more like you!

I see everyone has turned up now.

This thread is like, well, totally the best thread I've ever seen, at last a chance to expand my horizons and flex my brain cells

Everyone has turned up now?

Fat Chance

oooh, 2 new people! We've hit the big time now!

At last, someone bestows the gravity and kind of deep-ranging sentiment that we all remained unable to express

This thread is so witty.