h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Run Forrest Run! he he he - why don't you start a Forrest Gump site instead?

Value your knee caps do you? I can say silly things about your user page too if you want.
Just remember, I am the Sharen Doughty of AUSA...

the who? do you mean shannon dougherty or someone else altogether. Anyway what does that mean?

It means that I'll out-bitch you any day of the week, and twice on Fridays.

bring it on girlfriend - Hillbilly Barbie says if you wanna ride the bitch train you gotta pay the bitch fare - whatever that means - as long as you don't kick me in the shins I reckon we're about even on the bitch stakes. grrrrrrr (and a Rowwrrrr)

Step to me and I'll kick your roody-poo skank whore bitch arse to the kerb, girl.

You sound like you want to dance, not bitch, little girl. and Hillbilly Barbie says shut your mouth and know your role.

What role is that? Barefoot and chained to your new fridge?

some wrestling thing apparently - at least i own a fridge - unlike some people i could name - besides the chain from the washing machine isn't long enough to reach the fridge

If I let you chain me to your fridge, would you promise to beat me with your frozen carrot?

hmmmmm is absolutely right ... some people are going to be sent to bed without any supper if they're not careful.

You can just piss off!

someone is getting awfully shirty - oh dear oh dear