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Knock! Knock! Jokes..

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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I thought I already had a Knock Knock joke thread ?
But if I have ? smiley - erm I can't find it smiley - doh
So! "lets" start again eh!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there ?
Mandy!
Mandy who ?
Mandy lifeboats we're sinking


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Post 2

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there ?
Isabel!
Isabel who ?
Isabel necessary on a bicycle ?


Knock! Knock! Jokes..

Post 3

SashaQ - happysad

smiley - laughsmiley - ok

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Isabel!
Isabel who?
Isabel easier than knocking?

smiley - winkeye


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Post 4

Reality Manipulator

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Doctor!
Doctor Who?




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Post 5

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there ?
Amos!
Amos who ?
A mosquito smiley - erm


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Post 6

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Knock! Knock!
who's there ?
Anna!
Anna who ?
Another mosquito smiley - erm


Knock! Knock! Jokes..

Post 7

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there ?
Ella!
Ella who ?
hell another mosquitosmiley - erm


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Post 8

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Not sure if this one is for "Brit's" only or are they worldwide ????

Knock! Knock!
Who's there ?
Avon calling, your bells bust!


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Post 9

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there ?
IP!
IP who ?
Go have a shower, you smell!


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Post 10

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there ?
Nicholas!
Nicholas who ?
Should Nicholas girls climb trees!


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

A smiley - groan oldie smiley - groan

Knock! Knock!
Who's there ?
Doctor!
Doctor who ?
Yep! That's him...


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