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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Started conversation Jul 29, 2023
I was petrified!!!!
OK! So HOW were you able to TELL people you were petrified then ? 
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I was stone cold sober!!!!
OK! So does that mean a stone gets hot when it's drunk ?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 29, 2023
I wasn't doing over 40mph officer!!!!
Sir! Human's can't even run at 30mph, the fasted speed a human can run as been clocked at 27mph. SO! As you were in control of the car! Your booked!!!!
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 31, 2023
Sir! Picking your nose is so uncouth 
Lady! I didn't pick it! I was born with it!!!!
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 4, 2023
Excuse me! Are you reading that news paper your sitting on ?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 4, 2023
Is THIS seat taken ?
No! It's still bolted to the floor of the 
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 10, 2023
Here are some statements.
Any road. (Which road?)
How do you feel? (do I feel what?)
I am going to give you a piece mind (which piece?)
How many pairs hand do I have? (I always two)
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 10, 2023
Person 1 :- Have you got the time on you ?
Person 2 :- Yes! and walks away
Answer = Ask the correct question first
Do you have the correct time and can you give it me please ?
(or variants) 
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 22, 2023
Strange idioms:
You've got it!
Got what?
'Nuff said!
Pardon?
We're singing from the same hymn sheet!
But you are in a boring board meeting and not in church!
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 22, 2023
Late appointments etc etc..
What time do you call this!!!
I call it James, but does it have another name ????
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