h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Don't lock me up Doc', just because I'm
Don't lock me up Doc', just because I'm
If you think I'm Doc'
SEE my sister, she's got hairs growing from his chin down to her bottom drawers



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Doc I am beginning to grow a long beard
which started when I was walking by Tilbury Dock.
Doc they say that I am greatly feared
whenever I'm dancing to rock music.

Doc I've had a sudden shock
when a giant fox just appeared
holding a sock and key lock
that's so weird.

Oh dear what can the matter be
two old ladies got locked in the lavatory
they were there from Monday to Saturday
nobody knew they were there

<aunts>

You should stop locking old ladies in the "bog" prof

Give it some welly when eating pork jelly
that's very smelly when in front of the telly.
Don't forget to invite the old ladies on Saturday
for afternoon tea with food supplied from the cafe.
Just make sure that they don't get locked in the toilet
when you are either crocheting or playing the clarinet.

Creditable.

Your sister may have hairs growing from her chin
which is to help her learn how to play the violin.
Then go and sort out her kitchen cupboard drawers
and write a shopping list for when she's going to the stores.

Mary! Mary! quite contrary
huh! do the decorating yourself then
how does your garden grow only weeds
quite contrary won't hire a gardener
with sliver bells and cockle shells
all nicked from the garden next door

Mary, Mary I have seen you on the ferry
to Derry where they sell cockle shells
and bottles of sherry made by fairies
ringing bells that emit exotic smells
for your unusual themed garden display
with flowers in a large wooden sleigh
and pretty maids all in a row wearing bows
dancing to make it heavily snow on the hills and meadows.

nice one Kat

Thanks Prof