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They went with determination
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Started conversation Jan 6, 2012
The explorer who went to darkest Africa, in search of the light switch.
The cricketer who went to bowl a maiden over and got charged with Actual Bodily Harm (A.B.H)
The man who went bear hunting, he got nettled all over his privates.
One man went to mow, went to mow a meadow. But it had already been done.
The cricketer who went to bowl a maiden over and slipped a disc as she was too heavy to pick up.
The sailor went to sea, but walked into the take-away next door.
The blonde female aviator went to fly a plane, but the joiner wouldn't let her have it.
The priest who wanted to go to mass' but couldn't spell "achusetts" to finish the destination in his sat-nav.
The dim scientists who went to launch a rocket and ended up in a restaurant
They went with determination
Triquack Posted Jan 6, 2012
You missed the pothole explorer who got run over by a 
, prof.
They went with determination
lapislazuli Posted Jan 6, 2012
What? Which particular feather tickled your bum encouraging you to start this (oh so close to a pun thread clone)?
They went with determination
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 7, 2012
he went drain spotting and got hit by the 10.15 to Euston
They went with determination
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 7, 2012
he boldly went where no man has gone before! to a Gynaecologist for a check up
They went with determination
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 7, 2012
she went for a facelift, they put sliding doors there
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 7, 2012
I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.
They went with determination
Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 7, 2012
Don't know where we're going, by Mr. E. Tour
They went with determination
Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 7, 2012
When I was on holiday in Europe I hooked up with a chess player. I came a pawn her in Prague; I made my move, and man it was Czech mate. What a knight! She looked like a queen-cut lass, but turned out quite kingky. The next day I felt great, like I could have done a hundred bishops. That’s something I’ll never get board of: the thrill of the chess!
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Jan 7, 2012
You people are a hazard to shipping.
They went with determination
Triquack Posted Jan 7, 2012
Nah! Shipping steers well clear the prof Clan.
Sign above the entrance to a slimming club...."LET THEY BE LIGHT".
They went with determination
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 8, 2012
the captain went down with his ship 
I thought it was ducks that had down
They went with determination
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 10, 2012
the man went solo - no one could hear him
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