h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

http://www.phobialist.com/

there isn't one!where's my PHOBIA!

The fear of Being Normal!

How cruel can the world getto live with an incurable PHOBIA that doesn't exist, I'm not an hypochondriac! I know I'm poorly. 24 hours - 7 days a week - 52 weeks a year, even in my sleep it affects me.
NEVER to be able to say the sentence "anything for a normal life". To cry when I see on television or on a website the words "normal service will be resumed as soon as possible" knowing it can never be for me.

The Fear of Being Normal!

good job it ain't catching though,wouldn't want to start a pandemic.

No counselling please,I'll just have to be brave, grin and bear it and hope that it doesn't surface often.



(as if I'm bothered)

Tough

hahaha - good site Prof

it amazes me what people spend their time compiling

I skimmed down to the bottom of the page, passing priceless phobias on the way, but this one made me laugh

>>>Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.



anyway, I'm with you to a certain extent, when I hear people say, thoughtlessly-

'Oh well, at least we've got our health'

I think to myself - 'don't count on it! Health can be ripped away in a blink of an eye'

anyway got to

prof
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that begs the question, what in this world now is normal.
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when someone says, that normally this, or normally that, we take it as granted, but what is normal,
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jim

my friends are priceless! that's what makes me so rich

We love you Prof

Yeah! Prof, there should be some form of statue put up for you

what! and have my ugly mug scare the kids inno way

*giggles*


Normal?


You nutter!!

Medomalacuphobia..a fairly common phobia.....

Could not see one for fear of Government form filling....or just the sight of some of them..

Spheksophobia- Fear of wasps.

I never knew that

Does that make me a spheksophobic?

Prof taught me something today!

Prof, whether or not 'fear of being normal' has a name and is listed on tht website doesn't matter to your friends. We love you exactly like you are.

Exactly Normal-Scmormal

Prof !

I agree with the statue idea, but where to put it? Surely it wouldn't be quite fair if only Yorkshire people had the opportunity to see it every day (you know, bring their offerings to the God of Non-Normality, etc).

He could put it on top of the Pennines, then the folks of Lancashire can worship there too

Yes, but what about us from overseas?

You could try that g**gle watsits to view it

do I get the rights to sell miniatures of the statue over here? I don't want the money for myself, it would be sent to Yorkshire straight away of course

the statue can be made from ponte cakes, after all prof lives there, and is a true yorkshire man jim

I fancy a liquorice one myself, we could bite bits off then .........


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