h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

IT'S blocked

IT's NOT the dawning of aquariums

...reminds me of a sci-fi story, in which, humanity having died out on account of an environmental catastrophe of their own making, a race of giant mutant rats arose, but never advanced beyond chipping stones for sharp edges and chewing sticks to sharp points in their tool making skills, eventually dying out in turn, to be supplanted in the fullness of time by a race of mutant octopi which proved ultimately to be the highest civilization ever generated by planet Earth, in their early days climbing by cistern and vat from the sea, eventually carpeting the land...

I'd personally favor in the evolutionary race, among other reasons, they are much more gracile than rats and they have such nicely articulated hands by comparison with the rather coarse paws of nearly all the other rodents.

http://jhameia.tumblr.com/post/2168176505/image-a-sleeping-white-mouse-with-widdle-red

IT doesn't want to make a commitment just yet, IT's free and easy

IT...It---IT...

IT doesn't actually need help

IT was said and IT didn't contest it, so IT was an open and shut case (IT didn't have a lock on it)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099864/

THIS isn't IT

splIT lip - IT said it hurt

IT's been a waste of time, lets hope that IT's better this year

Suffering from Claustrophobia. IT's Christmas

well! nothing has changed IT, IT's just the same as last year

Well, if things don't change, they'll stay the way they are, I guess.

IT wain't if we see more of you mate

Well you know, I was speaking to IT only the other day and IT said...........Well I can't really tell you, IT being private and all......

IT wouldn't want it on here anyway, that's be letting IT down

Huh!! IT can talk!!!!

but IT don't know It's A.B.C.s only I.T.

That being said..................

IT knows IT's numbers, because there's no IT in numbers

Oh **IT!!!!!