h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you can never be alone with it around

Especially if IT is raining.

that could be too much of it

IT hasn't been around for ages ? I wonder if it's with the governments cuts and it's now only a "I" or "T" ?

must have a campaign to re-instate IT

Be careful where you put it...

IT will not be put in a bank or building society, the bank of england might put IT up though

Put it up *where*?

IT'll up between the gold bars

Surely it would prefer to hang around other sorts of bars. I know I would...

IT depends on taste, there's more interest in the bank of englandI think

That might be the wrong bank. There's an institution just up the road here that might suit it - as the slogan says, 'Visit the Royal Australian Mint - you know it makes cents'.

mmmh! It could put in for a transfer then, It'll be great in the outback

IT'll survive

but I won'tkip time - g'night Ivantake care mate ok

It might get dusty.

IT ain't getting a cleaner incosts money that does

G'night Prof - it'll wait until later.

Will those who don't die look after IT for us please? Very kind, very kind.

MMmmmm tiddly pom pom tiddly pom IT was just one of those things tiddly pom - ta muchly.


Jabs tiddly pom

Is a tiddly pom a drunken brIT IT in Oz?

IT's a sobering thought eh!

good news! IT will be transferred to the new hootoo arena