h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

MY MINDS GONE BLANK??!!.


Easily done, you might say!. But it took years of practice, learning to control the bouts of thinking. The long hours of harnessing the Ying and Yang, to keep the mind empty of thought. All the tedious hours of keeping witty, stupid or even itellegent ideas locked up. Down to the nano seconds of anything remotely to do with life, the universe or just what to do next. The sitting of days at a time, staring into open emptyness and teaching self inertness. That nothing is possible, if you don't put your mind to it. Proving to oneself, that a mental block is not an affliction, but a career move. They say that genius is on the border line of insanity. But both have to think, I've proved you don't. Ergo! I think!? therefore I am, is a load of bull!!. Ergo! I don't think??, so what comes next??pass!. For all around, others will think for you, because they think they know better, so my philosophy is, why think for yourself, its a waste of time, which gives you more time to think of nothing and while others think you know nothing, in actual fact! you don't, but they don't know you don't, for they only think!!. Plus, while they're thinking, you don't have to. So by not thinking, you are helping the thinkers to evolve, but at the end of the daywithout thinking, I already know the answer. But to tell you, means I'd have to think, so you'll have to work it out yourself. Happy thinking.

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I can't think of anything to say..it must be catching!

I usually deal with backlog from the bottom of the list up and this was at the top but I was drawn to the title.
I can usually guess who the h2g2er is by the title but I couldn't figure this one out. It's sounds like something I would put but since I was sure I didn't do it I had to check it out... I should have known! Definately a genius!!!

I'm confused

To understand this one must think so hard their head will hurt for years...then they will belly laugh to deathWelcome Back!!!

Hello!! Prof nice to have you back, i'm not staying just came on to check emails & ened up at the hg2g don't know how that happened You piece of writing really made me think you know!

Chat soon Prof

Mizthanks!

Back - and again on top form I see

Missed you loads Prof! Welcome Back. WS gave me the info about the online problems. So, as I knew it wasn't illness of the human kind, I was slightly less worried.

Scorpio

Welcome back Prof

thank you all, 2 and half week away, has been a lifetime, I have missed ALL my friends...Withsandes to the ladies, t' blokes

So they let you out at last then

Good to have you back and on form as usual.

Websailor

Glad to see you back, Prof!

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