h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey, good 'ol buddy 'ol pall. Since I just recently joined, I know that some very lovely lady come's and congratulates you for your brilliant choice of insanity. Therefore when you've finnished reading this, she'll have put something for you to read. Welcome, I just felt like putting it here first!

hey!
So yeah, I exist. You're gratuitous. I had to call you that because after school today I decided I would start calling people gratuitous. You're also superfluous and ambiguous. Ok, you're not really any of those things but legitimate uses for those words don't come up nearly as often as they should. Anyway, or something.

I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.

Now now Marvin, let's keep the lessons simple. For instance, that martini is mine! It's now my official signature, and the word gratuituos means>

1. Given or granted without return or recompense; unearned.
2. Given or received without cost or obligation; free.
3. Unnecessary or unwarranted; unjustified: gratuitous criticism.

and thats all folks!