h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't think, giving an honest self-appraisal, that I'm all *that* unperceptive or unobservant a person.

But sometimes, I have to admit, I'm just plain 100% impervious, insoluble and oblivious to hints.

And then, when you say to people (for the betterment of communication) things like "look, just spit it out!" or, "stop talking in riddles, either shit or get off the pot", for some reason they tend to get a wee bit disgruntled and ruffled.

Ah well. I did get the hint in the end, so all is well. But by jinkins, I guess I must be infuriating sometimes.