h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I really should know better than this. I probably have only myself to blame.

I asked an innocent - well, seemingly innocent - question about language and trousers. Then I turn my back for five minutes, and 2legs is wearing a codpiece and people are playing hoopla with it.

I honestly could not have predicted that...

It wasn't my fault! err... actually... it might have been....

But... this is why hootoo is like sitting in the pub, or a cafe with old friends... a conversation that starts about the problem of sourcing a really good local supply of fresh fennel, can quickly evolve into a debate over the benifits of something entirely differnt... it... just... keeps happening round me!

True. If I wanted to know about "the benefits of something entirely different", you would be one of the first people I'd ask.

You know... I got to typeing at that point... and... just before typeing 'benifits of soemthing entirely differnt;.... I just kinda utterly forgot what I was saying... and kind of... ran out of... thinggies... sort of... err like things made up of words that explain stuff... them... there wasn't any... I blame.... the people who are mainly distracting me online this evening... for distracting me... and.... Oh, err, yes. Totally not my fault... clearly