h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Heaven would be a place of eternal weekends, of moderate warmth, where there are no creatures who want to bite you and drink your blood. I think I have fed the insect population of western Europe with four square meals per hour over the past two days. I didn't even notice it until I got out of the shower and saw myself in the mirror. They are sneaky!

But what a weekend. Every weekend should be like that for everyone. Music, sun, and good feeling with family and friends - the kind of time you look back on years later, and say "those were the good old days!"