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There's a wee miscellaneous washer on the floor beside the washing machine
KB Started conversation Jun 11, 2014
There's a wee miscellaneous washer sitting on the floor beside the washing machine.
I do not like wee miscellaneous washers, that sit on the floor beside washing machines, whose whys and wherefores I am not familiar with, and whose history and backstory is beyond my ken.
Wee miscellaneous washers that appear beside appliances from nowhere, and sit there looking innocent, are often an omen of expensive things to come.
Please go away, wee miscellaneous washer. I will pretend I ne'er did see you. Please go away, wee miscellaneous washer, and we'll say no more about it. Please go away, wee miscellaneous washer, and there need be no ill-feeling.
"Oh, I think I'll stay," says the washer. "I like it here. Whatcha gonna do about it, smartass?"
There's a wee miscellaneous washer on the floor beside the washing machine
Baron Grim Posted Jun 11, 2014
It's not the washer you need worry about, he's just acting as a decoy. It's his partner the bolt you need to find.
There's a wee miscellaneous washer on the floor beside the washing machine
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 11, 2014
If such a thing happened to me... the likely explination would be, it were a washer I found, elsewhere... put in a pocket on a shirt/jeans, and then forgot to remove, before wahsing it....
There's a wee miscellaneous washer on the floor beside the washing machine
Baron Grim Posted Jun 11, 2014
I think I know where tbat washer came from...
There's a wee miscellaneous washer on the floor beside the washing machine
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 12, 2014
any clanky clinky new* noises from teh washing machine? 
its probably not important... everything has superlipherous parts I reckon.... 
There's a wee miscellaneous washer on the floor beside the washing machine
KB Posted Jun 14, 2014
There are two of the bloody things now. But everything is working as it should.
There's a wee miscellaneous washer on the floor beside the washing machine
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 14, 2014
They're breeding 
washers need love too, maan.
There's a wee miscellaneous washer on the floor beside the washing machine
ITIWBS Posted Jun 14, 2014
...my sentiments exactly on the washer, impudent thing that it is...
There's a wee miscellaneous washer on the floor beside the washing machine
Baron Grim Posted Jun 14, 2014
Bolt... washer...
Nope! No sexual imagery there, no sirree.
There's a wee miscellaneous washer on the floor beside the washing machine
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 14, 2014
*thinks* Hmmmm... nope... none here either... just can't think... nope...
There's a wee miscellaneous washer on the floor beside the washing machine
KB Posted Jun 15, 2014
Right, this will be the test. I'm going to wash clothes for work in the morning. Sod's law indicates that the washing machine will choose this time to explode, go on fire, or flood the place. 
There's a wee miscellaneous washer on the floor beside the washing machine
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 15, 2014
and....? the cycle must have finished now... do you have clean clothes, or a new found swimming pool in the laundry room? 
There's a wee miscellaneous washer on the floor beside the washing machine
KB Posted Jun 16, 2014
The news is both good and bad, in an "is the glass half empty or half full way." I have clean clothes, but I also had a puddle and a light winking at me that should not have been winking.
I was unsure whether to blame the puddle on the wee miscellaneous washer or the wee miscellaneous dog, but I think the dog is innocent.
There's a wee miscellaneous washer on the floor beside the washing machine
ITIWBS Posted Jun 16, 2014
There's a wee miscellaneous washer on the floor beside the washing machine
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 16, 2014
Youknow.... you really know... the only way to determined wheahter the washer or dog is to blame, is to do a taste test on the puddle 
There's a wee miscellaneous washer on the floor beside the washing machine
ITIWBS Posted Jun 17, 2014
What will that tell you?
There's a wee miscellaneous washer on the floor beside the washing machine
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 17, 2014
I don't know. But it was fun trying to make someone try to taste a puddle
You know. maybe your washing mafchine is happier like this. Perhaps its just attained a happier state of being...
There's a wee miscellaneous washer on the floor beside the washing machine
KB Posted Jun 17, 2014
I'm very much in favour of "the greatest possible happiness for the greatest number", at least generally. But I'm not so hot on the idea if it means the washing machine gets its happiness at the expense of my happiness, by piddling on the floor!
It's a short step from there to HAL 9000.
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There's a wee miscellaneous washer on the floor beside the washing machine
- 1: KB (Jun 11, 2014)
- 2: Baron Grim (Jun 11, 2014)
- 3: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 11, 2014)
- 4: Baron Grim (Jun 11, 2014)
- 5: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 12, 2014)
- 6: KB (Jun 14, 2014)
- 7: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 14, 2014)
- 8: ITIWBS (Jun 14, 2014)
- 9: Baron Grim (Jun 14, 2014)
- 10: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 14, 2014)
- 11: KB (Jun 15, 2014)
- 12: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 15, 2014)
- 13: KB (Jun 16, 2014)
- 14: ITIWBS (Jun 16, 2014)
- 15: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 16, 2014)
- 16: ITIWBS (Jun 17, 2014)
- 17: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 17, 2014)
- 18: KB (Jun 17, 2014)
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