h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I find myself unaccountably inundated with Smithwicks. Where did all this come from?

The mysteries of cupboards. Sometimes there are just things inside them, in greater quantity than they were ever put in.

subject of beer I thought it would be Pastey telling us about his home-brew
I have no idea what smithwicks is... is it a beer?

I wish I had a cupboard that generated beer If you ever figure out how it works I'd be glad to go in with you as a partner. I have money! I can invest, oh... as much as $50

Smithwicks is a beer Anthea, yep.

Bye Jinkins, Gosho, you might have made us both rich men. If the beer generates itself, and we can get hundreds of thousands of people to invest $50 each, it's money for nothing!

I'm afraid to do too many experiments on the magic beer cupboard to see how it works, in case I break it and it won't work any more. That's the only trouble!

I think we've a Kickstarter project

Sounds like a project for IndieGluGlug.

I wonder if the magic beer cupboard, and the magic Indian food delivery, are in some way linked? Food and drink keep appearing from nowhere.

They aren't inexhaustible though, after all. I have finished the Indian food, and I don't think I could eat any more of it for months. Vegetable soup and crusty rolls for dinner today - nice plain unspicy tucker.

It could be that the Majik Food Maker© and Majik Cocktail Maker©, both located in the Palace Flophouse and Grill over at the Procrastinators Society, are getting a bit restless, not having seen much action lately, and they're starting to affect the lives of Researchers.

I'm a little irked that they haven't seen fit to affect me yet