h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

STOP the spots from fading or my hopes of taking over the world will fade with them. I was thinking of recruiting Horatio Caine (Primcess Garnet Til Alexandross XV11) She's Second in Command and Minister of war. Witch is good, because second in command always gets the blame.
But I've decided against it because her name is that long, it's taken me ages to write this. So I am thinking of standing in the election. On reflection, that seems like hard work, oh well dreams just dreams.

You could always call her Steph everyone else does!


lil xx

you do make me laugh mizzps dad!!!

though not as much as mizzp and her live pears

You can't do that, if you need to threaten someone, Princess Garnet Til Alexandross XV11 Second in Command and Minister of war, sounds a lot better than Stephs got abrick in her handbag.

I might agree with you there

You know what we said this morning about the smiles, well I did what you said and look for your self nothing as happend. I've tryed it in brunel and alabaster same result. NO smiles .

click on this >>>>>>>

*is highly confused so just sits and lets everything happen around him*

You can type in the smileys as in ie < biggrin > inside the <> brackets without the spaces..

*goes back to her highly exciting practical write up before she has to go to guides*

oh and if mizzp has explained it I'm not surprised your highly confuzzled

whats with you being nasty to her recently cal?

shes alright!

well apart from the fact she had never had live pears untill a couple of years ago!

since there are only 3 of us who know what your going on with thats completely unfunny to everyone else in here

it makes me laugh and that all that counts!

ive just lost all my work i was doing because my computer decided it was time for the blue screen of death!

HERE IS THE STORY OF THE LIVE PEAR



Once upon a time not so long ago, Mizzp, her daddy and nicky decided to go on a quest, across our fair isle.


Knowing that the quest would take along time (half a day as least) Mizzp's daddy packed a most wonderful lunch of sandwiches, pears, and a flask of coffee

When they had been on their trek for half an hour they decided to stop for lunch

Mizzp's daddy shared out the sandwiches and they went down a storm

He then got out the pears and asked Mizzp if she would like one

"oh" said mizzp "I don't know if I like them"

Mizzp's daddy frowned "you've had pears before"

"oh yes I have" said Mizzp "but I've never had a live one before"



I think she meant fresh </>

it was really really funny!

this was probably one of those walks without any hills!

it was all hills

may have even been the ninja cow day!

ive just thought ive got a certificate for doing a walk without moaning once!

i should dig it out for the rugby girls seen as im nicknamed jade because i talk and moan too much!

I've been told too that Mizzp's daddy also like to say things are only "just round the corner" when in fact they are miles and miles away </>

yes and lets go for a pint here because the car is around the corner when in fact it was miles away because we had taken a wrong turning so after ages sat at the pub mizzp took us back over our tracks and she certainly pushed up the speed!!!!

i havent been walking for ages but it is ood fun1