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ani ibiishikaa Started conversation Aug 16, 2004
My name is Ani Ibiishikaa. I claim refugee status. I cannot return to the CMB for the following reasons:
1)The use of Gaelic, Welsh (Gaelic), Greek, Latin, and Hebrew has been banned while French seems to be de rigeur and English seems to have taken a literalist (as opposed to literary) turn. That leaves the likes of me constantly vulnerable to ... well ... the humourless among us.
2) The CMB has run out of larde fraiche which I need on a daily basis as a preventative for hives.
3) Residents of Mornington Crescent have been declared persona non grata (Latin for people without larde fraiche). And although I am not a resident per se (more like a squatter) I believe myself to be among the persecuted.
4) Is there any Jameson's to be had here?
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