h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hmmmmmmmm

No wonder there is not much of you eating tiny slivers of raw fish then missing dining with the Gods.

Have just sent you 2 e-mails...
And now I am going to do something to keep myselg going after that delicious raw fish. I am STILL hungry so off I fo.
But DO check my two e-mails. My Messenger no longer works sennt you an SOS for that - and another one I think you shold read in case you missed something.

So many typos - I AM hungry

your keyboard seems to have gone wonky too. Must be lack of food. Please, quickly eat something before you fade away!
I don't want you to drift off with the wind when we go swimming.

Good morning Clarissa

Brought you warm freshly baked crusty rolls (Celtic weave).
Hmmm .. pull one open.. smell the new bread smell.. a little butter melting, then thick Oxford marmalade.


Steaming coffee is there , newspaper.
Bow,
Your servant
..... cu later.

That WAS lovely, quite, quite delicious.
Thanks Cad...

Now where did we leave off?

Yes, we had dodged the German patrol boat and were moored in the bay of that Greek Island. We were swimming in the bubbles as I recall.