h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok, now to finish this thing about the spam the didn't get finished last night; I checked my mail --- it was SPAM --- and inadvertantly clicked submit. See, this isn't just people trying to make money, or rather scam money; friends are just as guilty. As most of you are probably arware, Little Johnny needs as liver transplant, and MicroSoft will pay a nickel for every time this email is fowarded with it's new tracking device, and will send him to Disneyland and you can go with him for FREE all becuase you annoyed your friends by warning them of all the new Virus's out there that are ao freaking dangerous and have no cures and you gotta be careful cuz they are gonna wipe out your hard drives! GIVE IT A REST PEOPLE!!!!!!!! Even you jokes are funny, rather they were when I read them a YEAR ago! And these cute little web page URLs that you send me --- I don't even go to them anymore unless I have a description of what I am about to look at. You Bastards even spam me on ICQ!!!

One last thing --- I DON'T NEED YOU FREAKING VIAGRA, HERBAL OR OTHERWISE!!! I am 28 years old, and am very capable, thank you very much! Wherever you got my email address ... however you got it ... I don't care -- LOSE IT!! DELETE IT, THROW IT AWAY,I DON'T CARE!!!!! TAKE ME OFF YOUR FREAKING LIST!!!!!

And one other thing. When you put the link in that stupid email that says, "If you recieved this email as a mistake, or if you wish to be removed from this list..." PUT THE RIGHT FREAKING ADDRESS IN THE MAIL!!! MAKE SURE IT IS A REALL ADDRESS!!! I am about to start to do some research, find out your email, and send you thousands of mail that say, "QUIT SPAMMING ME!!!!!" over and over and over and over and over and over and over again!

Have a nice day!!!

what is it about AOL that they seem to think you are signing on just so you can see what they are offering you now??!!....i mean really people, sometimes i sign on for other reasons than to see what new and exciting product you are trying to shove down my throat!!...if i wanted to know about it or purchase it i would of gone to your site....as for all these "save johnney now"spams...do you really think that we are that stupid as to believe that you are going to get anything at all out of all those forwarded messages, i might of been born at night but i can assure you it WAS NOT last night!!!....i also find that my e-mail is jammed with tons of "cute" little links and pictures sent to me from bejesus knows who and spend the first 5 to 10 minutes of my time trying to figure out what e-mail is real and what is just junk that someone with too much time on their hands sent me. i joined ICQ about a year ago and loved the fact that i could spend hours on there and not get the first spam message but then the inevitable happened...someone told them that we were happy and peacefull so that has all changed, every few minutes i am on now i find myself adding someone else to my ignore list but to no avail because it just keeps flooding in!!!!.....i find myself by the end of my internet visit feeling as if i have been on the loosing end of a war!!
monsy

.......and just because I have an email address and icq doesn't mean that I'm some poor geek who requires instant relief from the ministrations of a sex site!! If I want sexual tittilation I will get it where I choose.....and definately not from a young lady LOL

lol Shazz!

If you *are* on AOL, there is a "TOSSPAM" address you should be able to send the spam to to get rid of it. When I was on America On Hold (hehe I still get a kick outta saying that) I would do that, just to be a b*tch to the spammers, and spam from that particluar address would stop, at least for a while. It doesn't do much, but it makes you *feel* like it's doing much. Since I've changed to a regular ISP I haven't gotten any spam, thank God H2G2 isn't keen to giving out addresses to porn sites and such

Hi, I'm Fenchurch. Would you like a fish?

I will trade you fish!

Fenchurch makes the bestest fishies in the whole web!!! ....if you give her a description of what you want it to look like she will bring it into being for you like magic!
monsy