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UNhappy Hallowe'en!

Post 1

Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You!

Being 8 hours ahead of (most of) you I can tell you you're going to have a miserable hallowe'en. Eggs will be broken, pumpkins will be smashed. Hours of hard work from you or your relatives will be destroyed in sensless acts of vandalism because insensitive teenagers with a distinct lack of compasion and a direct sense of destruction are allowed to roam the streets.


W*****s!

I can't even begin to describe the anger it gives me. I mean nuclear war and famine and poverty are discraceful but this is just a stupid, sensless, deconstructive attack on anti-evil symbolism on a day which isn't meant to bring misery to anyone, just some sweets for little kids and maybe a drinking spree or whatever, by people who will be asking if "you want fries with that" when they're 30. It's like class statement or something. I hate it.

Next year I'm hiding razor blades in my pumpkin skin.


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Post 2

Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!"

Or else you'll just boredly play computer games and watch a movie.

smiley - boing


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Post 3

Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You!

You never see me play computer games wether it's hallowee'n or not.


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Post 4

Arisztid Lugosi

hmm.... me neither. not a overly huge fan of comptuer games really.

job, i'm so sorry to hear that your halloween went like that.smiley - hug
as soon as little kids stopped comming to the door i hid our pumpkins out back of the house so they'd be safe. always makes me so mad. on the bright side though at least i havent heard of any smashed light posts at the end of driveways this year.

i hope your next halloween goes better.smiley - cuddle


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Post 5

Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You!

Hey, everyday is hallowe'en.


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Post 6

Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You!

Did I mention some random fsmiley - bleeper mistook me for a frying pan?


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Post 7

Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!"

Was he drunk?

smiley - boing


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Post 8

Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You!

No but he tried frying an egg on me.


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Post 9

Arisztid Lugosi

seriously?

and yes, everyday is halloween.smiley - smiley


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Post 10

Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You!

Well he cracked it on me.


Does that give me an excuse to go round vanadlising peoples houses?


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Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!"

Gives you an excuse to vandalise his.

smiley - boing


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Post 12

Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You!

I'll give you 20 points!


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Post 13

Arisztid Lugosi

no no no... no vandalizing peoples houses.
unless he lives alone, and so you're not wrecking anyone elses property. and you either make sure you're not seen or wear pink, just so goths dont get a bad namesmiley - silly


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Post 14

Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You!

Erm... I won't be seen either way!


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Post 15

Arisztid Lugosi

ohhh....well in that case its all alright


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Post 16

Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You!

You won't catch me dead wearing pink.


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Post 17

Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!"

*Shoots Job dead and then puts a pink shirt on him.* smiley - nahnah

*Leaves a magical Death Reversal scroll next to Job's body just so Met won't be mad at him.*

smiley - boing


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Post 18

Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You!

Have you been playing Dungeons and Dragons again?


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Post 19

Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!"

No, of course not. smiley - winkeye

smiley - boing


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Post 20

Arisztid Lugosi

*wonders how Job can talk while dead and then reads the scroll quicky so she can bring him back to life*


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