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Mr Carnitine Posted Sep 10, 1999
Dedicated, can you tell my supervisor that 
. you are in early today even after the wine!!
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Vestboy Posted Sep 10, 1999
Greetings one and all. I hope you can hear me through this space helmet. You won't believe the trouble it was to get space helmets for the ferrets. Size extra handsome wasn't in it!
D'you know those £1 machines you get at the seaside with the balls inside and each ball has a prezzie in it? Well all of the ferrets are wearing those - with a few minor alterations. They sort of act as muzzles too which frustrates the poor little beasts but they make up for it with their claws, bless 'em.
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Lochangel Posted Sep 10, 1999
start of the academic and end of our financial year - got to get everything through in time ie today. I think it will be touch and go.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 10, 1999
Morning all. Vestboy, do you mean each ferret is wearing one of those machines? How did you get that many? Did you drive a bulldozer down the Golden Mile in Blackpool?
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Lochangel Posted Sep 10, 1999
More to the point - how the hell did he get them in his pants?
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Mr Carnitine Posted Sep 10, 1999
Thats an easy one, everyone knows you can stuff ferrets down your pants for a small sub-space inversion field !
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Vestboy Posted Sep 10, 1999
No, no silly! The little balls that come inside them! Though I've now got lots of unwanted furry dice and plastic soldiers that I haven't got room for.
And you're quite right about space in the underwear. Those balls are quite large and slow the ferrets right down. This makes them more agitated and they tend to claw everything in site.
No Claude Balls jokes please!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 10, 1999
Wouldn't dream of it!
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Lochangel Posted Sep 10, 1999
smarty pants! Trust the scientist to get all intellectual at this time on a Friday!
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Vestboy Posted Sep 10, 1999
So tell me what preparations are you making for the great "Glowing Beer Canals on the Moon Before the Next Eclipse" outing?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 10, 1999
Hee hee hee hee... smarty... pants! Well, it made *me* laugh...
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Mr Carnitine Posted Sep 10, 1999
no probs with the beer canals, I've got connection with NASA, I've killed the wee yeastie beasties in every way possible so I think they would survive a lunar landing. All I need it the fermentation equipment - any offers?
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Vestboy Posted Sep 10, 1999
Do you think those £1 machines at the seaside may have any in the little plastic balls? If they do I've probably already got some under the stairs and in the loft. (Surplus from ferret helmet spree).
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Lochangel Posted Sep 10, 1999
*Enters the room looking very happy and contented* Oh wow that was fabulous! If I die tomorrow it will be as a happy woman!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 10, 1999
You look very happy and contented, Ms L... what have you been up to?
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Lochangel Posted Sep 10, 1999
Eating a slice of Banana, pecan nut and maple syrup cake!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 10, 1999
Oooh, yummy!
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Lochangel Posted Sep 10, 1999
I shared it with my friend Karin and she gave me some of her triple chocolate cheesecake!
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Sep 10, 1999
I feel we are all drifting apart? Huh, such is life!
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- 21: Mr Carnitine (Sep 10, 1999)
- 22: Vestboy (Sep 10, 1999)
- 23: Lochangel (Sep 10, 1999)
- 24: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 10, 1999)
- 25: Lochangel (Sep 10, 1999)
- 26: Mr Carnitine (Sep 10, 1999)
- 27: Vestboy (Sep 10, 1999)
- 28: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 10, 1999)
- 29: Lochangel (Sep 10, 1999)
- 30: Vestboy (Sep 10, 1999)
- 31: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 10, 1999)
- 32: Mr Carnitine (Sep 10, 1999)
- 33: Vestboy (Sep 10, 1999)
- 34: Lochangel (Sep 10, 1999)
- 35: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 10, 1999)
- 36: Lochangel (Sep 10, 1999)
- 37: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 10, 1999)
- 38: Lochangel (Sep 10, 1999)
- 39: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Sep 10, 1999)
- 40: Lochangel (Sep 10, 1999)
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