h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Perhaps I was too easily convinced, but i TOTALLY believe that Marlowe was the author of ALL of Shakespeares works. My problem is logistics. I believe that Marlowe wrote everything from abroad, but had to have it transported back to england to be performed. I couldn't figure out HOW it wouldn't have been discovered and exposed, Manuscripts must have been cumbersome and not easily transported undetected, THEN i thought of WOMEN. i think women would be less likely to be harassed or searched. there could have been some contrivance under their skirts to carry such a lot of paper. that has been my theory since i thought of it. any other ideas?

actually...

have you ever seen those cunning little complete works of shakespeare?
each play in its own little red leather bound cover...
smaller than a paperback...

those plays didnt take up that much paper
individually
sooo...

sure

lady's skirts...
bodices...
even mens breast pockets i think
or the linings of luggage



now.... i think shakespeare was a woman