h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, now I have turned forty-three
And I'm less than as-pleased-as-can-be
There's been no suggestion
Of an ultimate question
At least, not one on which we agree

Happy birthday, old friend. If it is indeed your birthday and not just a ruse to get presents.

In honor of the occassion I present you with a rhyming dictionary, a supply of pencils that never need sharpened and several blank books to hold your poems.

I hope you and yours had a lovely Christmas and that 2008 will be a wonderful year for you.

Love,
Hyp

Actually it was December 16th.

If you want your presents back ---WHOA---What was that?

Did you see that? That was really close!

Anyway, where were we? Oh ya, thanks for the presents.

YB

You're welcome.

Now I'm off for the night. Going to pamper myself a bit since I have a cold.

There once was a man on a bike
And he'd mix puns as many as you'd like
Half lotus full throttle
With a giant champagne bottle
Happy birthday from skywalking mike

Have you thought of switching to tea?
Your head will be clear as can be
And when you're deciding
To do some bike riding
You're sober and safe, so feel free





YB

Its moonshine or nothing with me
what i stick in the tank is just pee
with my favourite vapour
i'll toast the tea-maker
but dont worry when i ride its coffee



LSW

Beg your pardon? Now, really

Really! Doh! My coffee is cold!

Its been sitting here for a couple of years and i never noticed

It's been years since I'd had company
Not since I was just forty-three
Yes, I am still alive
Though, I'm now forty-five
But still lacking much maturity

Welcome

YB

The prodigal pun has returned
SO this boredom id duely adjourned
Now its out with my bike
And Leather jacket called Mike
Cold coffee, then hot rubber burned

"id" should be "is"

Psssst.