h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yay!!!!I'm getting a Master!*does funny little dance*And one I like too

Hhmmph.You were lying on the floor for half an hour!Either Jo'tra's incredibly unfit,or you're being annoyingly modest...*frowns*I hate it when people do that.It makes you feel unworthy or something.

he wasn't lying was he? I thought he was kneeling and no its not because he is unfit... just because some times you do things like that... I have found myself staring into space for hours before

how can you like Jo'tra?

Ha!

He stood up for Lorelei against Anoon,didn't he?Suicidal,but brave.So I like him.Duh.

well Anoon would never really hurt Jo'tra... embarass him, sure but not hurt him... well unless he tried to kill her first

Is Anthea scary in RL then

Definately.Are you sure you want to date her?I mean,she and Senga and Deirdre used to meet up on the free-period they shared and plan to massacre the school with butcher-knives.I had to bribe them to stop them killing me!

(Now if only Anthea hadn't left...Brian could've been mine.)

she says Brian is nothing to do with her except he was inher year...

She might talk about mass slaughter, but she isn't the sort to do it

Don't bet on it.Senga and Dee won't do it now,cause she's not here.The idea was Anth's senior prefect status would've got them off the hook(you have *no* idea what they'll let you away with at the Joes...),and Senga's too bad to be a prefect,and even though Dee's her age she's in my year,cause she got kept back after missing so much while she was in hosptial...and Senga was going to kill *all* of Redhouses' girlfriends,so she could have Monty and John,Roxy could have Dudge,and I could have Brian!
(My plan was to give him a shoulder to cry on at the b**ch's funeral and then little by little - that is,when I was old enough that it wouldn't be seen as wierd,the 3 year difference - we'd become more than friends.)

So you see,it is Anthea's fault.*frowns*...Actually,tell her I'd better not see her for a while,I'm still upset.

I still don't see why Anthea should get sent to prison for you

Who said anything about prison?Her being a prefect would have got the 3 of them off - like I said,you have *no* idea of what they let you away with at the Joes.

I have some idea as I was a prefect once upon a time...

But not at our school.Seriously,this guy(actually,he's one of the guys who's face I scratched - kyle)shot Roxy in the leg with a BB gun in first year - he got suspended!At my primary school,he'd've been expelled immeadiatley.And then this year,his French class tied their teacher to a chair,and somebody else shot *her* with a BB gun another time!Betcha they'd all have been expelled at your school.They didn't even get suspended at ours!

The whole Chnei - Jo'tra comment was totally wrong...

And I only really skimmed the rest...

There was no Chnei-Jo'tra comment!!!!!!!!!!!You just said you weren't letting him near her,so I told Kham,and then I asked how old Chnei was - actually,maybe that should be in ooc.

Anyway,,Lorelei's older than Chnei(I actually think you and me are about the same age,but Lorelei's 20).

Nope, me and Chnei are both 14... We'll be 15 in September (I made her my age, it was a lot easier. But she's an immature git and I'm not)

Whoa,scary moment there!*I'm* 15 in September!(Ask Anthea.)What date are you?

Don't you go to school with Anthea? And you're her friend? I thought you'd be 17 like she is...

24th of Spetember, 1989

No,I'm a little younger.We went to the same primary school,so we got pally.

Omigod!You're only 3 days older than me!!!!!!!!!!I'm the 27th.Finally!Another crazy Libran to talk to!(But only just!)

I'm so glad I didn't go to your school sounds like survival of the fittess... so hiow did Anthea survive

Same way I am...hiding in the library and going on the Net during lunch and getting into all the top credit classes!

Ugh,6 days without Net access!If I'd known it was gonna happen,I'd have warned everyone...including myself!