h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why? I'm a very good editor. I'm probably the best page editor on the site.

i was being sarcastic just then. if that was to someone else then i am very confused right now.

well then you'll feel right at home here

Confusion is our business.

U-NUMBER:smallblueandfurry
COMMENTS:mwahahahahah

Hello smallblueandfurry, I'm GodBen, page editor for the MotMV, and I've added you to the list.

I already gave the welcome speech once today and I don't feel like doing it again, so just feel free to wander about the base. I suggest you go to the tearoom since that where most of us hang out (you can find it on the links above).

welcome, welcome, welcome!
(I'm trying to see if it freaks people out when you repeat something 3 times, I'm trying to see if it freaks people out when you repeat something 3 times, I'm trying to see if it freaks people out when you repeat something 3 times.)

Stop it, you're freaking me out.

Ok. Thank you for participating in this highly scientific study. You may collect your check from the secratary on your way out.

There's a way out of the MotMV?!

Of course! Go through the door to you left, turn right, and walk for about five minutes. Then do the funky chicken and a door will appear. Ignore it. Spin around 50 times and walk for another hour in whatever direction you end up facing. Then do the hokeypokey and turn left, you'll enter a series of hallways. Go as follows: left, right, left, left, left, left, left, left, right, right, right, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, left, left, left, right, right, right, left, and right. You'll come to window which you should open and jump out of. But, make sure you grab the ledge 6 seconds after going through or you'll plummet 8 stories to the ground. Are you getting all this?

Maybe I'll just stay here. It's easier.

Is it safe?

We'll just have to be brave about it.

Okay

Lil, just wandering, do you take offense at the things I say?

Nope.. why?

It's just that pheloxi° took offense last night because I jokingly called him a racist. I think he said something about me annoying you.

Where darling.. ??

Have you a link?

I can't remember. It was some place in Ask h2g2. It had to do with aliens I think.