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What's the TA?

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Poor Cal.. I never realised

What's Tea Annonomous?
Is that like an evil, tea-drinking cult?

seems he might be addicted to </>

Poor poor Cal.. *shakes her head in sympathy*

I thought the TA was the Terranic Army?!? One of our enemies?

I will go spy and do inquisitor stuff but try to remain undetected. I've got this new brain reading gizmo i need to try out .

I'll let you know how it goes!

The TA isn't one of our enemies, it's THE enemy.

but also an organisation to help poor people who are addicted to tea. or turtles. or . . . anything else beginning with T.

Yep!

Yes, of course. Who hasn't heard of teaaholics anonymous?

*shakes her head*

A very, very sad situation to be in too..

Yes, I used to be a teaaholic, so I opened a tearoom.

Really? I have never noticed you or as much as Cal does when he can't have his

You normally don't. Us recovering teaaholics don't act like that.

*Drinks tea.*

Is there anything I should be warned about with him

Yes, occasionally tea withdrawal can cause recovering teaaholics to start humping peoples legs uncontrolably. The only way to get them to stop is to start singing "Don't stop me now" which will lead to the teaaholic going out and buying much Club Orange.

*listens carefully and takes notes for future reference*

*shudders at the thought*

That is really scary!

Yeah, it's a little bit odd all right.

The Club Orange is the biggest giveaway eh?