h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Microbutt G-force has a new plaything...

Betcha can guess what it is...

We had to suffer a parent teacher conference last night and there was a book fair there. The G had seen this book along with some other peers whilst in school during the day and was really keen to get it, understatement!

He assured us that it costs 50c, but of course everything is 50c to him right now, however armed with some change out of his money box and inbetween teacher interviews, we went looking for this farting play-a-trick book.



After fruitless searches in the racks I finally asked the vendor about the 'farting books' who said that he was told to "get rid of these inappropriate books" and he had them stored in a box to one side...he said that the kids were all gathered around them earlier shrieking and having lots of fun...till the teacher busted them playing with them...

Geo was like, "ahhh that would be Fraulien then", to which we all snickered like conspiring school kids ourselves

The actual title of the offending book is - Immature Pranks - Great Stuff to do that mom and dad will just barely approve of.



Of course in retaliation to schools attempts at assimilative past experiences and present in general, we had to get it now...and of course it was not priced in G's world but at this point it was like throwing a middle finger up to the system and it had to be owned.

We hurried back to our next teacher conference, where G started to loudly announce that he had the FAR...before Geo managed to clap a hand over his mouth

G is now loudly proclaiming his fake inflatulence around the house and shoving it under cushions where I am gonna sit...he hasn't gotten around to reading the rest of the book yet..I'm sure the novelty will wear off soon..and I shall suffer the consequences of this purchase fairly soon

*opps* there is actually no such word as inflatulence....until today that is...

Never too early to start refining your skills as a comedy genius!

*Thinks about fake farty noises* hehehehe

Oh, the joys of childhood. How I miss the days when a simple fart gag would make me laugh till I wet myself. Alas.

Of course, now, when my little sis makes fart jokes I sigh and give her a world-weary look.

Mind you, a good bottom joke can still make me chortle, so I'm not nearly so grown up as I pretend.

Teehee
AW he's growing up!
Funny in spots but all normal signs

Inflatulence sounds like a terribly painful condition!

Hey, I *still* think farts are funny! And I'm as grown up as I'm as likely to get.

I can understand why, after the fascist teacher decided that the fart book was "inappropriate", that was all the motivation you, Geo, and the G-Force needed to seal the deal.

Nettie here at work seems to be able to project her farts like a ventriloquist can voices, either that or shes confessing to other peoples farts

Both points are hillarious
A ventriloquist farter and a false confessor.

I have heard about people falsely confessing to a crime and find that a mystery but NEVER heard of a person falsely confessing to farts!

What a weird thing to have made my night (so far)
Thanks

about "infartulence", fart projection and confessing to other people's farts.

and re: 'laughing till I wet myself.' Soon we'll long for the days when a good laugh didn't cause leakage.

Which reminds me of a comment oft heard from ushers after comedies at the Guthrie (a major theater performance company in our area whose[who's?] patrons tend toward geriatric): "Not a dry seat in the house!"

my sisters 1 of those people who after getting the giggles usually has to rush to the loo soon after
how she manages to watch comedies at the cinema I don't know

Not a dry seat in the house

There is a female comedian that says ;
That's (or Your) so exciting I think I wet myself a tiny bit.

* You're should have been

They all go through the Farting stage - Jim had a whoopee cushion once, but the fun didn't last. Now, he plucks my alleged grey hairs whilst I am sat here...
(New Zealand guys stay at the farting stage til they're old. (Lucky most of our family isn't like that!)

Blackberry, my niece is called Nettie! That is so funny! Is she like Anthea in Men Behaving Splendidly?

Someone talking about bodily functions here? My speciality!

No such word as speciality! Specialality or something like that? Oh well you get the jist! Is jist a word?

"not a dry seat in the house"

jist is spelt with a G but sounds as if it should be with a J one of those conundrum spellings.

oooh, yippeee, i can see this thread deteriorating into smutty humour even as we squeak...why does this always happen to Vix?

piddle, poo & spotty botties!



zdt

aww man...now you've actually typed it out loud..

...and I'm eating me chips, gravy and cheese too....

Chips! But no ???shocking; you have left me with no choice than to provide you with suitable music.

GForce & nebulaman will adore this:

http://www.rathergood.com/fishy/

ho hum

zdt