h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We all have problems in different ways, love..

yep! agree, but I'd like to cure them all, even though I know it's impossible, but me being me can help lessen them a littlethat's my role in life

behave, you lot. Tsk tsk.

Regarding my reference to Derek & e*ections; may i refer you to Fizzymouse post, 36 i think:

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I am entirely innocent of everything. I wouldn't know a double entendré if it leapt out & bite me.

I would like to meet Derek & explain personally, could you introduce me. Is he accompanied by his Dominoes?

zdt

I always behave...err! maybe some percentage (%) of the time

Would he be safe, Terri ??...

But of course. I am renowned for my gentle & docile approach towards the weaker sex.

zdt

only Derek I knew had a partner called Clive(Peter Cook and Dudley Moore)

<yikes< Stop Press! Hold the Front Page!!!!

If you put Derek into hootoo search (yes, Elton, that means you dear, pull your claw out) you end up witn something suspiciously resembling

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This is some kind of Plot. Gird thy lions, my fiends.

Cagney calling Lacey. Prepare Mardy Island to receive prisoners. Order orange jumpsuits via Amazon.

zdt

postings by lil

lil

ahum...not by lil...one by Jab...it is early...

*giggles*

early back

Yes.. thought I would get some links done in my article