h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Once you're finished with your around the world slang we can really get down to business and start on the Scottish Slang

lets have a butchers at some scottish slang then

Is it going to be english slang or UK slang? My mother can't think of any welsh slang but there's bound to be some apart from jechyd da. There's loads of scottish stuff. I won't even try to start it as there's too much and I've only been here five years. Belmar?

Aw rright then, here's yer (Scottish) starrter for ten, (make that 5).

1) Amgonnaredupnooan'gawferabevvy: It's 5pm on Friday, and I'm going to clear my desk and get to the pub pronto.
2) whitareyewantin : What's your tipple.
3) Snowyoorround,smaround : You bought the last round, I'll get this one in
4) Hesgoatlongairumsan'shortpockets : He never buys a round.
5) Slange : Cheers mate

Number 5 (above) should read "Slainte" pronounced slan-che and is not slang, it is gaelic for "cheers"