h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, up here in New England we have a few more slang terms (btw, how could you leave out "pray to the porcelan god" for vomit?):

Muncher- a hippie
Nark- a suit
Guilder- a skanky person
Skanky- smelly and dirty looking; also, wears clothes one
just shouldn't
Down- implies that one is "cool" with something
Wacked- crazy, not right, or to get murdered
Babe- a hot woman
Bent- stolen
Burned- illegal good
Cabbage- money
Fruit & Nut Run- having to go into the "city"
Random- not good
Crescent Fresh- cool, excellent
Bonk- crazy
Da Bomb- the place to be, cool
Cool Beans- neat
Phat- cool (does not refer only to females)
Like- #1 US slang- means absolutely nothing: just a filler
Stoked- excited beyond belief
My Bad- a mistake *apology
Dope- great
Knock- usually used "Don't knock it"; to complain about
something
Dig- to understand, a home (digs)
Greens- marijuana
Dope- cooler than cool
Herb- marijuana
Dis- to offend, disrespect
Get out- unable to understand (You're going where? Get out!)
Hello- usually a greeting, though can mean a "Are u there?"
K- okay
Jam- to study, to hang out
Rents- parents
Yo- hi
G- usually preceded by "YO"; greeting to a guy/girl
Cake Eater- homosexual
Twinkie- a thin, white gay homosexual
THEM- the government
Anywhere- to have drugs
Bitchslap- a scolding
Ghetto- basic, state of poverty
Bur-Bur- hideously ugly
Galaboo- female, sleeps around
Skate- to get out of trouble
Hoodoo- an exciting event
Fuzzy- really strong liquor or drug
Quibbledick- someone who makes a mountain out of a mole hill
Props- commendations
Shifty- doing something you didn't expect to do
Violated- having too much work

Well, I have hundreds more, but that was enough for the moment. Hope you'll use some of them.

Does anyone ever check this???

Yes.

hmm... 20 weeks on that one... you wouldn't happen to be a sub, would you ???